Jukebox Watermelon Disco Bar Soap

This would be like if you gathered all of your best friends around a crisp and juicy watermelon on a picture-perfect 70 and sunny day, and the minute you bite into your piece of fresh fruit, a cluster of disco balls drop from the sky while groovy music begins to play... and you look down at your feet and realize that you are, in fact, wearing sparkly roller skates and you are also, in fact, an excellent skater, so you skate away under the disco balls with your pals...